Monday, December 28, 2009
Tic Toc Tic Toc!
Also, I love the pregnancy ticker on the blog...today it says "Your baby is 1 day old" LOL! Not so much!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
It's My Due Date!
I've already been super productive today. I folded and packed up most of my maternity clothes and put them in a big tub for storage. I did keep out some of my favorites, knowing that I won't fit back into my prepregnancy clothes right away. I reorganized my closet and went through Hendrix's closet and nursery and made sure everything is organized and ready to go. I've also gone through my check list of things I want to take to the hospital so that'll be all ready to go for tomorrow. Whew, I think I need a nap now!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
I'm due tomorrow, being induced on Monday and I'm starting to freak out!
But now I'm starting to freak out! I'm not at all dilated (as of Wednesday). I'm worried that since we're forcing my body to do something it's obviously not ready for that I'm going to have a really really rough labor. My prediction is after days of laboring with little progress I'm going to end up with a c-section on Wednesday.
What have I gotten myself into? I can't wait to meet Hendrix but I'm so nervous about getting him here!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Victory is Mine!!!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
My Belly is Smiling at Me!
Hump Day Humor
The case came up in court.The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'... I just lost it. '' CASE DISMISSED '
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Brutal Honesty and a Bit of Bravery
As this chapter as a pregnant woman is coming to an end I thought I'd write down in one LONG post the events and statistics of my pregnancy so far.
I'm currently 38 weeks pregnant, 14 days left until my due date on December 27 and 16 days until my scheduled induction on December 29!
- When did we find out I was pregnant: April 16, 2009 at 3 weeks 2 days pregnant. I was supposed to wait until the 22nd to test which was mine and Matt's 3 year anniversary but I was too impatient!
- How long before we got pregnant: After 2 1/2 years of not trying but not really preventing and then 7 long months of infertility testing and treatments and medicines, finally, pregnant!
- How I told Matt: He LOVES birthday cake and since he'd already left for the day and I didn't want to tell him over the phone, I went out and got a birthday cake that said "Congratulations, you're going to be a father" And surprised him with it when he got home from work.
- How we told our parents: We got baby frames and put on them "Congratulations Grandma and Grandpa!" and just mailed them to them without any warning!
- Weight gained to date: 7 pounds
- Waist measurement :41 1/2 inches
- Any Contractions? 2 hours worth last weekend and an occasional one here and there since then but have had loads of Braxton Hicks for a month or so
Any Stretch Marks? Some small ones on my hips and thighs but so far none on my belly (I've heard the belly ones can come after giving birth so I'll wait for those) - Belly Button: Amazingly still an ever so slight innie!
- Best part of pregnancy: Feeling Hendrix move! He has a party in my belly several times a day and it's so cool!
- Worst part of pregnancy: PAIN! Constant, excruciating, torturous pain! Back, hip, belly, rib, you name it, it hurts.
- Complications: Morning sickness which caused me to take Zofran that went from weeks 4-13 and reappeared at week 34 and seems to be here to stay. Heart palpitations at 18 weeks, was monitored and thankfully no further action was needed. Sciatica pain that started at 14 weeks and landed me in physical therapy 3 times a week for a few months. Gestational Diabetes at 28 weeks. Thankfully through it all, Hendrix has been healthy as can be and it's just my body that's been having issues!
- Nesting: I think it kicked in around 22 weeks and hasn't stopped since. Thus the nursery has been done since 24 weeks, I've already hand made all my birth announcements (just have to add a picture and the birth specifics) all baby clothes, bottles, blankets and accessories are washed and organized, I could go on and on!
- Favorite Ultrasound: Even though I was way excited for the gender ultrasound, I think my favorite one was the NT scan at 12 weeks. It's when Hendrix started to already show his little personality and was being stubborn. He had his back to us, wouldn't turn around and proceeded to shake his little hiney at us repeatedly as if to say "Neener Neener!"
- The Name Game: Hendrix actually came to me in a dream, loved the name ever since!
- Some of the most surprising things about pregnancy: 1) I never realized the pregnant woman waddle wasn't caused by weight or size but by the actual pain of it all. 2) I've become a huge whiner! I always thought I had a high tolerance to pain but when it's for months on end, my patience wears out and I turn into a whine monster! 3) I've always had terrible body image issues and I worried how a big pregnant belly would mess with my head. I surprised myself with this one, I absolutely love rockin' the pregnant belly! 4) I've got a case of labor vanity! My latest obsession is that I don't want our first "family" photo to be of Matt, Hendrix and I with me looking like I've just been run over by a bus! So if at all possible, before I start pushing, I intend to make sure my hair and makeup are in place so that after all that hard work and pushing, I'll hopefully still look semi decent! :)
Friday, December 11, 2009
I love ultrasounds!
Yesterday I had a growth ultrasound to see how big he is now. He's just barely measuring ahead-38 weeks 1 day and he's estimated to be 7 pounds 6 ounces right now. He's still got a few weeks of growing before he receives his eviction notice so we'll see if he comes out a little chunk!
I also had my weekly OB appointment yesterday. When she checked me, things are starting to progress-I'll leave it at that and won't go into gory details! :) I had some contractions over the weekend so hopefully maybe this weekend will bring more progress. I'm starting to get nervous. As silly as this sounds, I wonder if I'm ready for this. I know I don't have much of a choice but it's pretty daunting to think about the fact that I'm going to be responsible for the health and well being of a completely helpless little man in just a few weeks! I'm going to pack my hospital bag this weekend so we'll be ready to go.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Eyeshadow does not belong between your boobs!
Monday, December 7, 2009
There should be a pregnant women olympics
Putting on socks
Walking without waddling
Painting your toe nails
Midnight potty runs
Seeing your feet
Swelling comparrison
Getting off the couch
How many times you can pee
Picking up things off the floor
Rolling over in bed
Snoring Volume
Hee Hee!
Sunday, December 6, 2009
37 weeks! I'm officially full term today!
I wish I'd started taking pictures sooner so I had a more accurate before and after but here's my 18 week bump and my 37 weeks bump from today.

So I guess my house is too cold...
I guess a lot of things are going to have to change when Hendrix comes because we can't have him freezing to death!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Matt cracks me up!
Ha! Matt makes me laugh so hard!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Being Thankful, Strange Dream, Funny Story and Baby Hair
I've got to start on this Thanksgiving morning by writing that I have so much to be thankful for and I don't think I express it enough (in fact I think I whine more than anything!) I am so grateful for my dear friends and family, my incredible husband-without whom my life would have so much less meaning, and for the dear sweet, somewhat crazy, little boy that is growing in my belly! I'm thankful that I have my health, or at least will be restored to full health in a month, that we have our beautiful home and that Matt and I both have jobs in this tough economy. When I start to think of all the things I have to be thankful for I become completely overwhelmed and wish every day were Thanksgiving so that I can more fully and more frequently appreciate how good I've got it!
Strange Dream:
I dreamt last night that Matt for some reason became very adamant about me breastfeeding and he wanted to do something to help me "practice". So he bought me a small monkey and insisted I try to nurse the monkey! It totally creeped me out, I now think I have a fear of monkeys because of this dream!
Funny Story:
Hendrix has decided he HATES underwire bras! If I'm wearing one and I'm slouching so the wire is pressing on my belly, he gets really upset and starts kicking it. He kicks it so hard it actually makes my whole bra start to bounce up and down! He's done this 3 or 4 times now and it makes me laugh so hard every time!
Baby Hair:
Since my pregnancy is officially high risk, I now get ultrasounds every week-so fun! During my ultrasound yesterday, the ultrasound tech exclaimed "Oh my Goodness! He's already got so much hair!" I couldn't really see what she was talking about but apparently Hendrix already has a full head of hair! I can't wait to meet this little guy and see who's already shown to have so much personality! (Watch out cousin Scotty, I think Hendrix is going to give you a run for your money! Kris, I'm open to any tips!)
Saturday, November 21, 2009
What a difference 3 weeks makes!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sadly, this is what I have succumbed to...
Our bed is really high. When I stand next to it, the top of it reaches my ribs. Up to this point I’d been doing this ridiculous sad leaping thing to get into bed. I’ve finally gotten to the point where fear of injury has forced me to swallow my self sufficient pride and I bought a step stool so I can haul my spherical self into bed after my million mid-night potty runs.Sunday, November 15, 2009
I have done it!
I have single handedly come up with a solution to all the country's national security issues and a resolution to the war! If all the terrorists and murders would just take more bubble baths, the world would be a much safer place. Who needs Chinese water torture, we just need to dunk them all into luxurious bubble baths.Friday, November 13, 2009
My Husband the iPod Vigilante...
At this point Matt is pretty annoyed and decides to try to call the guy and see if he can get his money back. Of course the guy never returns his calls or texts. After talking to some guys from work, Matt and his coworkers come up with this grand scheme…Turns out the guy had other things listed online to sell-their theory is all the things either don’t work or had been stolen. So Matt’s coworker text the guy about one of the items saying he wants to buy it. They set a time and place to meet up to make the sale. Matt meets the guy at the agreed location and confronts him about the faulty merchandise. Boy was the guy scared! Matt had no intentions of doing anything to the stupid kid, he just wanted either his money back or for the kid to at least man up and admit being wrong. So Matt ends up coming home with $30 and an iPod Trip which allows the iPod to be played through the car radio and he kept the faulty iPod so he’ll still be able to get a 10% off credit at the Apple store.
Ha! Hopefully at least the kid learned something from it and won’t try to cheat someone else out of money!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
My boy is no longer breech!!!

And where on earth did that nose come from! Hope it's just the angle and he's not going to come out with such a big honker! ;)

Saturday, November 7, 2009
Hooray for random pregnancy symptoms!
I no longer have any shame, pregnancy has taken that away from me. I'm putting it out there for all to read, I drool like a slobbering freak!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
32 Weeks! Only 8 to go...Maybe less!
I'm 32 weeks along today! Hooray! That means at the most I've only got 8 weeks left. Since he's measuring big still and I've got gestational diabetes, I wouldn't be opposed to them inducing me a week or two early. I now go in for weekly appointments with my doctor and I'll get yet another ultrasound in the next week or so. Hendrix is hanging out breech at this point. My doctor says because of his size, if he doesn't turn within the next 3 weeks he probably never will. Lets keep our fingers crossed that I won't have a c-section (or maybe I'm not quite as opposed to the idea as I used to be since he is a biggun!)Monday, October 26, 2009
Gestational Diabetes with a sense of humor...
So from that I came up with a goofy little “Fetus ‘Betus” ditty. Now, I’m no author or lyricist but I do think I’m pretty damn funny! You’ve got to think of these “lyrics” to the beat of a bluesy rhythm.
I can’t eat cookies…
What can you do?
I can’t eat cake…
Well, what can you do?
I prick my fingers…
Oh, eeew!
And watch my carbs…
That’s not fun!
So I ain’t got to take
No insulin…
I got the blues…
The what?
The diabetes blues…
The who?
I’ve got the Fetus ‘Betus Blues…
For real?
Yes, the gestational diabetes blues!
Oh NO!
LOL, I crack myself up!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
A diaper changing idea only a man could come up with...
Tonight Matt was talking to his uncle about changing diapers and between the two of them, they came up with the funniest idea ever. Matt wants to get a small belt sander and instead of sand paper, put baby wipes on it. This is his way of ensuring that Hendrix's hiney will be completely clean after a poopy diaper!Thursday, October 22, 2009
Baby Socks and BBQ Tongs...
So the other night I started washing Hendrix's clothes. Man, for someone who isn't even here yet, he sure does have a lot of clothes! And he's got tons of the most adorable teeny tiny little boy socks. Now, lets face it, I'm not a tall person and I've always had problems reaching the bottom of the washer to get clothes out. Well put a baby bump in the way and then stick several little itty-bitty socks to the bottom of the washer and try to get them out-doesn't work so well. But I discovered that BBQ tongs do the trick! LOL!Thursday, October 15, 2009
Why oh why can't my body work properly?
There you have it.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
29 Weeks and Matt's Kidney Stone

Also Matt has finally passed the beast of a kidney stone that has been killing him for the last 3 weeks. It's an angry looking huge stone! It's got 3 big prongs on it, kind of like a trident. I took it in to his doctor's office, they said it's going to take a month to analyze the stone so they know what it's made of! A MONTH? Really? Hopefully he won't pass another stone in the mean time. Here's a picture of the stone in comparison to a dime...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
So, I snore!
Yet another thing pregnancy has done to me, will it's wonders ever cease?
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Such a BIG boy!
Here's a great picture of his little foot. He's got one foot under the other that's why the bottom part looks a little strange.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Dear Spikey Little Bastards,
Now Kidney Stones, I can’t guarantee that you will be treated very well when you come out as you’re current living conditions but rest assured, as soon as one of you comes out, the remaining 7 of your friends will too be evicted in one way or another. So in other words, why delay the inevitable?
Sincerely,
The Wife of the man whom you’re inflicting great pain.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
We didn't start the fire...
This is a picture I took(again from my bedroom window with my phone) of the garage after the fire fighters had put out all the flames.
And a little bit better view of the damage once it became light outside.

Saturday, September 26, 2009
Beginning the 3rd Trimester and GINORMOUS!
I'm officially in the 3rd Trimester! 27 weeks, still measuring at least a week ahead. I'm feeling so much bigger than I look in this picture!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Physical Therapy = HEAVEN!
Even better, the physical therapist gave me a maternity back/belly support belt and my insurance paid for it! HOORAY! I’ve died and gone to heaven!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Announcing the Long Awaited Arrival of Sir Stretch Mark!
But, with that said, my beef is with the location of my new friends. My belly is still in pristine condition, aside from its size and linea negra(that funky dark pregnant belly line), it looks the same as it did 6 months ago. So where has Sir Stretch Mark decided to take up residence? On my hips and thighs! What the...? Last time I checked I wasn’t growing a baby in my thighs! I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised, I already had a few there from my teenage years when my ghetto booty came out of nowhere but still! LOL! I guess I’ll never understand the wonders of pregnancy!
Sorry if this was too much info, I really have wanted to document all my random thoughts through the pregnancy so there you have it!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Don't Piss off the Pregnant Chick!
I stopped by the gas station on my way home from work today. There was a woman in one of those boxy Scions behind me and she followed me into the gas station. There was one free pump left and I had to go around the back side of the pumps because of where my gas tank is. Scion chick sees this, sees the only available pump and speeds up so she can beat me to the pump. By the time I get there she'd just pulled in front of the pump. I kind of put my hands up and give her a "What the hell?" look. She shrugs her shoulders at me and gives me a "You snooze you lose" look. Then the rage kicks in, I flip her off, honk at her and obviously mouth the word "B!tch!"
Oops, I think I offended her! LOL!
Halloween!

Sunday, September 13, 2009
The Nursery!!!!!



"Goodnight, to every little hour that you sleep tite
May it hold you through the winter of a long night
Goodnight, may your dreams be so happy and your
Head lite with the wishes of a sandman and a night light "


Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
I Work with a Bunch of Weirdos!
Here's the latest gem...So most of the people I work with are 50+ year old men. At my desk on my computer I've got the ultrasound picture that's at the top of my blog set as my wallpaper. This guy whom I've NEVER even talked to comes up to me and says "So you've brought in baby pictures" I was really confused and had no clue what he was talking about because I didn't realize he was looking at my computer. So I kind of said "Huh?" and he just kind of repeated himself. Finally I figured out what he was referring to and I said "Oh, yeah, it's one of my ultrasound pictures." And his response was "I liked it better back in the day when there was a little mystery." And walked away. No congratulations, nothing pleasant, no introduction of who the crap he is, just thought I needed to know it was better when there was some mystery!
UG! Where do these people come from?
Monday, August 31, 2009
Goodbye old friend!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
I et a bebe!
I can't believe how much I've grown in such a short time! The last time I took a bump picture was 2 weeks ago and I look so much bigger. When I started taking pictures of the baby bump, I thought it would be fun to continue to wear the exact same outfit for each picture so we have an accurate idea of the growth but after this last spurt I'm not sure this is going to work out. I have a feeling that by the time the next 3 1/2 months pass this shirt might do an Incredible Hulk seam split!Wednesday, August 26, 2009
First Stranger Comment
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Please pray for my friend!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Give us your opinions!
Hendrix Kay was the name we'd chosen before we found out it's a boy. Now our list has grown from Hendrix to:
Hendrix Kay
Brodrick Kay
Cohen Kay
Greyson Kay
Holden Kay
Maddox Kay
Vote Here:
Or leave a comment, let us know what you think!
HELP!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Randomness...
I had a funny case of prego brain today. I packed my lunch this morning and left for work. On my way to work I got to thinking about what exactly it was that I'd packed in my lunch. I looked in my lunch sack, there was a small bag of chips, some grapes, an apple and a brownie. That's it. I'd completely forgotten to make and pack my sandwich! Oh when will I get my brain back?
I also had an interesting encounter with a coworker today. The demographics of the people I work with is really interesting. They're mostly 50+ year old men. So this one oldish man whom I've never met nor talked to walked by me-not really close, about 20 feet away or so-kind of hollered at me "You look good in that red thing". I was wearing this beautiful burgundy red shirt that my mother-in-law got for me for Christmas so I'm assuming that's the "red thing" he was referring to. It was an unusual compliment-TOTALLY creepy!
The pregnancy dreams continue. My belly button is really strange to me right now. It kind of makes this LARGE indented circle under my clothes and I hate it. I dreamt the other night that I took some cotton balls and scotch taped them into my belly button to flatten it out under my clothes. That morning I seriously considered trying it out but figured it'd probably just itch!
That's it for now, I'll keep you posted if any further randomness comes up!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
To my dear sweet little boy...
Also darling, thank you so much for not making me look hugely pregnant yet. Three different people told me how tiny I look today. I love the word tiny!
Your assistance with the bladder problem will be greatly appreciated.
Love you little boy and can't wait to meet you!
-Your Mommy
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Ack! Where did THAT come from????

Also, on a side note, today's picture was taken in the newly re-arranged nursery and that's the BEAUTIFUL crib behind me.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
More Nursery Craftyness



I've also looked into paint colors for the nursery and this is what I've come up with. The paint sample that looks like it's yellow is actually an awesome light lime green that matches the tan looking guitars which are also a light lime green. I'm thinking of painting the walls all that color. The blue and dark brown will be used as accent colors to do some kind of polka dots on the walls, see below...

I really love these polka dots, just don't know if I have patience to paint all of that!

This isn't a bad example of what I was thinking, minus the stripes

I've also decided to make a crib quilt, it's going to be a really simple pattern, I like this one the best...

The center will the the guitar fabric and the sides will be the chocolate brown minky fabric. I'm not 100% decided on the corner squares yet, I'm thinking maybe a dark brown with white polka dots but I'm not sure yet. I also haven't decided on what fabric I'll do for the back yet and I was thinking of doing a dark brown or maybe periwinkle blue satin-y fabric for the trim but I'm not sure if that'll be over kill!
So that's all the fun stuff I've been working on, I can't wait until it all starts to come together and I can post some actual pictures of the nursery!
Monday, August 3, 2009
I'm No Domestic Goddess-Surprising Huh?!

Well I may not be so talented in the kitchen but I am crafty! I've been trying to figure out how to decorate the nursery. I found this super cute guitar fabric on Ebay and have been working on deciding what I'm going to do with it. I don't think I have enough time, energy and guts to sew all of the crib bedding so I think I'll use the fabric as accents in the room. Today I made a cute photo board to put up on the nursery wall. Since I don't have any photos of the baby yet, I put ultrasound pictures on it.

and just a close up to show you the detail and how stinking cute it is! Did I mention that I'm oh so humble? :)

Also, funny story, apparently this little boy already has strong opinions about things. Yesterday I was driving in my car singing away to the radio and the baby kicked me the hardest he's kicked me yet. I was a bit insulted, he's only been on this planet for 19 weeks and he's already making commentaries on my singing? How rude! Hee Hee!
Friday, July 31, 2009
Drumroll Please...... We're Having a........
I love this picture of his little hand waving at us!

And Yep, It's a BOY!



And I was just amazed by this, I've washed and hung up all of Hendrix clothes and all I've got to say is wow! I don't think I'll have to buy a single piece of clothing for him for at least the first year! Thanks to my awesome Mother-in-law, he's going to be the best dressed little boy in town!





